pigeontoespenisnose:

sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

mewtoot:

i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that

vanitygloss:

liftedandgiftedd:

artalias:

electronicanonsensica:

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.

That means no more porn on Tumblr.

… God help us all.

omg nooo!!

I’m crying aahahaha

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

hipstafancy:

Harry: Soft, plump lips shower you with affection, sprinkling light kisses to every available piece of skin. Down your neck, over your collarbones, lips trailing down to the valley of your chest. Harry smirks as he hears your sharp intake of breath when he reaches the base of your stomach, his…